Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize