sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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