I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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