I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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