i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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