I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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