I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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