please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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