It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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