I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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