Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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