Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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