every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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