I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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