...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
