i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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