Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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