naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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