Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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