my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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