The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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