I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
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I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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