around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Text me some of your sweat
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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