Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
you would pick up someone in the library
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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