i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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