She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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