fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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