Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Randomize
