yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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