fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I can feel your judgement through the phone
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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