I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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