I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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