Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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