i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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