his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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