How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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