a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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