By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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