I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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