By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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