Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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