question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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