i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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