Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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