Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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