Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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