Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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