I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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