And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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