Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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