How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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