Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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