either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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