physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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