Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
